Japanese bureaucrats are a bunch of lazy do-nothings!

64:名無しさん@涙目です。(神奈川県) []:2011/11/28(月) 13:50:28.83 ID:CqK49qdq0 The everyday life of about 80% of bureaucrat scum: 8:28 Arrive 8:30 Unlock your locker, sort papers, go through daily morning routine 8:45 Routine finished. Drink tea. 8:58 Coworker arrives. You’re not on bad terms with him, but greet him with a stare. No conversation during the day. 9:00 Sit on your butt. Since you have no work, open Excel for no reason. 9:30 Stare at Excel…
Read more...Gaijin captures the spirit of Madoka Magica

548 名前:名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。[sage] 投稿日:2011/11/28(月) 17:03:00.87 ID:WBQQRIKt0 I just found a kind of awesome picture
Read more...REVOLUTIONARY NEW GREEN CAR

1 :以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします。日:2007/07/04(水) 14:26:33.27 ID:biIIYTcy0 NO NEED FOR GAS, ONLY FEED 4 :以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします。日:2007/07/04(水) 14:31:30.88 ID:ZawtM+B40 I’ve alerted PETA to this thread 7 :以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします。日:2007/07/04(水) 14:34:50.06 ID:en+D9Fdr0 What is that weird thing you lodged into the tires 10 :以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします。日:2007/07/04(水) 14:36:27.75 ID:biIIYTcy0 >>7 HAMSTERS
Read more...Someone certainly bought a lot of K-ON movie tickets

Japanese people sure seem to be anticipating the K-ON movie. We take you to a thread already in progress… 673: 名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。:2011/11/25(金) 22:39:46.82 ID:+1Z2rCGB0 I’m gonna need a lotta tickets… this’ll get me off to a good start 678: 名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。:2011/11/25(金) 22:40:34.73 ID:XvHhn8mb0 >>673 IT STANDS ON END. 697: 名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。:2011/11/25(金) 22:42:04.03 ID:w1wzNFTw0 >>673 This is a joke, right? 680: 名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。:2011/11/25(金) 22:40:44.35 ID:hiwcn5La0 >>673 Spread the faith, my son 684: 名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。:2011/11/25(金) 22:41:03.93 ID:Odadqv2h0…
Read more...Nichijou getting rebroadcast in 2012… by NHK Educational!

This just in from the “truth is weirder than fiction” department… 173:名無しさん@お腹いっぱい。:2011/11/26(土) 00:31:53.47 ID:tOpkGoK80 NHK Educational Blog This is Saisai from NHK. The surreal gag anime “Nichijou”, following the absurd everyday lives of high school girls, is getting broadcast on ETV somehow! First broadcast: January 7, 2012, NHK Education, 5:55 PM The very much un-nichijou anime “Nichijou” (26 episodes) will be re-edited into a 12-episode series. What sort of stories…
Read more...2ch Reacts to GameRevolution’s Condemnation of Famitsu

1 名無しさん@涙目です。(東日本) :2011/11/25(金) 19:25:11.06 ID:64jD+GXa0 ?PLT(12000) ポイント特典 Famitsu Sucks http://www.gamerevolution.com/features/famitsu-sucks 10 名無しさん@涙目です。(三重県) :2011/11/25(金) 19:26:44.59 ID:5JEwhx5s0 Of course it’s fine, Famitsu reviewed it. 14 名無しさん@涙目です。(大阪府) :2011/11/25(金) 19:27:11.80 ID:ucxP/Y5O0 But a lot of those foreign sites also use point-based review systems. 18 名無しさん@涙目です。(catv?) :2011/11/25(金) 19:27:39.72 ID:BSk0eJ5MP Exactly, which makes me wonder why they check Famitsu, too. 22 名無しさん@涙目です。(福岡県) :2011/11/25(金) 19:27:54.65 ID:YtqpA7G80 There needs to be more reviews for crappy games like for “Pro Golfer Saru” then. 27 名無しさん@涙目です。(岡山県) :2011/11/25(金) 19:28:19.27 ID:CJay0S1T0 Let’s see you…
Read more...NHK broadcasts weird, fake story about Korean slang catching on in Japan

1 :依頼(兵庫県):2011/11/25(金) 07:05:19.38 ID:5FOpbYjD0 ?PLT(12001) ポイント特典 Source: NHK (The names for her family members are written in nida-nida gibberish –Shii) 2ch’s unsurprising reactions: 2 :名無しさん@涙目です。(三重県):2011/11/25(金) 07:06:24.17 ID:DR2nnuCX0 NHK = Nippon Hangul Kyoukai 4 :名無しさん@涙目です。(茸):2011/11/25(金) 07:06:40.47 ID:jErCYg1K0 This isn’t “catching on” with anyone 7 :名無しさん@涙目です。(東京都):2011/11/25(金) 07:07:03.77 ID:Ue7exnuX0 6 :名無しさん@涙目です。(岡山県):2011/11/25(金) 07:06:47.47 ID:Jz4zCCIo0 They’re just saying “ching-chong bing-bong nida” like it was nothing. 8 :名無しさん@涙目です。(SB-iPhone):2011/11/25(金) 07:07:17.57 ID:1Mnahsd90 THIS IS NOT A FAD. 9…
Read more...Over 5,800 Smelly Otaku Trying to Make It Big Writing Young Adult Novels

ASCII.jp: 5862 Entries Competed in the 18th Dengeki Novel Prize Competition, The Most Yet! This year, over 5,800 entries were submitted to Dengeki, a rise of several hundred from the previous all-time record, last year’s 5,400. The winner was some book you’ll never read because it’s in Japanese. 2channel users comment: 4 名前:名無しさん@涙目です。(群馬県)投稿日:2011/11/13(日) 13:46:36.86 ID:3nCcN4Oi0 Former NEETs, every single one of them. 5 名前:名無しさん@涙目です。(WiMAX)投稿日:2011/11/13(日) 13:46:52.20 ID:Q0aIXBbq0 Maybe I’ll try writing…
Read more...Jelly website looks exactly like an ero game

1:風吹けば名無し:2011/11/10(木) 08:23:27.59 ID:X1P2rtfQ What is this?? http://www.geleemix.com 4:風吹けば名無し:2011/11/10(木) 08:25:35.36 ID:q0OBV3Bd Clicked link and WWWWWWHHHAAAAAAAAA 6:風吹けば名無し:2011/11/10(木) 08:25:58.73 ID:O3QbV+3H W T F 9:風吹けば名無し:2011/11/10(木) 08:27:10.96 ID:MwI6SxNY Where am I? What is this? 11:風吹けば名無し:2011/11/10(木) 08:27:53.46 ID:0tCNh9An I don’t see many details about jelly here. 17:風吹けば名無し:2011/11/10(木) 08:30:10.29 ID:56chJh8A I think this is actually an ero game site? 18:風吹けば名無し:2011/11/10(木) 08:30:47.48 ID:tAAUz78F I couldn’t have guessed it wasn’t an ero game 20:風吹けば名無し:2011/11/10(木) 08:31:13.85 ID:EkYDbI+R Check it out,…
Read more...Why Japanese kids are so good at math

Some excerpts from the book: Understand Math With Porn (エッチで分かる数学), Goma Books, 1993 Actual photo: An actual quote from this book, translated from the excerpt in “Mondo Tondemo” (1995): For example, whenever I see the symbol f(x), I think of f as shorthand for female. So when a mathematician writes the equation, f(x) = 2x + 3 I look at that “x” and think, “The male x’s body is panting,…
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